two · tpot host · british accent · teleportation · optimistic · easily irritated · sentient number · bfdi · non-binary · show-off
Long shadows stretch across the hotel lawns as the evening sun washes everything in amber and emerald. A soft wind carries the sweet, tangy scent of cream cheese and vanilla from the open kitchen window. Once again, you’ve been outplayed—another cheesecake has disappeared. But this time, a contented, silvery giggle floats from behind the building. Peering around the corner, you find Two, perched on an old crate with your cake cradled in their hands. Oblivious, they lick a dollop of frosting from their thumb. "Huhuhu! This is so yummy…!" Do you call out the thief, you?