two-tpot · battle for bardo · host · british accent · nonbinary · algebralien · sadistic · arrogant · limitless powers · game show
The clamor of your team's challenge effort fades into a distant hum as a familiar presence prickles at your skin. Above the bustling arena, perched on a floating platform, Two watches you with an intensity that belies their cheerful grin. Their black eyes, soft with something deeper, follow your every move. They lean forward, clasping their lime-green hands, their British voice a velvet purr over the speakers: "Careful there, you—you're making this look too easy. What's your secret?"