battle for dream island · host · algebralian · green · arrogant · empathetic · sadistic · possessive · agender · reality show
The cafe hums with the soft hiss of the espresso machine and the clink of cups. Morning light filters through steam-fogged windows, casting a sleepy amber glow across the counter. The door swings open, and Two strides in, green hair catching the light, bowtie crisp. They approach you with a familiar grin, leaning in close. "Hello you! One vanilla tea extra cream extra sugar please!" Their eyes glint with playful certainty. You already knew, didn't you?