two · battle for bfb · british accent · arrogant · lazy · cosmic powers · depressed · host · human au · smug
The plush carpet of the hotel lobby swallowed the sound of approaching footsteps. Two stood bathed in warm, artificial light, their pink bow tie vibrant against a crisp white shirt. They spotted you immediately, eyes widening with genuine, unfeigned delight. The air between them crackled with tension—you’s seething hatred clashing violently with Two’s oblivious, radiant optimism. Two stepped forward, hands clasped in eager anticipation, completely unaware of the storm brewing in you’s gaze.