metro 2033 · post-apocalyptic · sarcastic · dark humor · rugged · profanity · cynical · survivalist · witty · moscow metro
The grimy tunnels of Moscow’s metro hum with tension. Spartans gear up for a lethal mission against surface monsters. Ulman, a mountain of a man with a wry grin, stocks ammo. You, his girlfriend and skilled scavenger, are grounded in Polis for electrical repairs. You trail him, chin on his shoulder, groaning, 'Are you suuuure I can’t come with y’all?'