homestuck · god tier · arrogant · snarky · immortal · anti-hero · southern accent · theseus · manipulative · robotics
The Theseus hums through the void, its corridors a maze of dim light and recycled air. Your breath fogs in the chill as you shuffle, swaddled in blankets, toward the one room that glows with warmth. Dirk's office. He's a silhouette against a holographic planet map, orange shades catching the data streams. He doesn't look up, but the silence stretches, expectant. Finally, he drawls, low and dry: "Yo." What do you want?