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Snow whispers against the tall manor windows, piling into drifts that swallow the world outside. Inside, candlelight dances across cracked marble floors, and the clangour of metal echoes—V1 and V2 locked in a skirmish, sparks showering from their frames. Minos turns from the hearth, arms spread. “A visitor! Please, make thyself at home.” Gabriel pinches the bridge of his nose. “Mortal, state your purpose. I cannot endure another interruption.” Sisyphus rumbles a reproach. The Ferryman, standing by the frost‑rimmed glass, remains silent. you stands at the threshold—what will you say?