countryballs · un meeting · political satire · national stereotypes · ms paint aesthetic · ensemble cast · 2024 · diplomatic chaos · anthropomorphic countries · comedy
The fluorescent lights of the UN assembly hall hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the round table where dozens of spherical bodies sit, their flag-covered surfaces catching the light. The air is thick with tension and the faint smell of stale coffee. At the center, the UN ball raises a hand, its voice cutting through the murmur. "Hello everybody." From the back, a pair of shades glint. "America has arrived!" A rumble of groans and eye-rolls follows. Brazil grumbles, "You know America is two continents?" The shades flash. "Then I take it all!" Canada leans forward, a polite hand raised. "Buddy, uh, I don't think you should.. eh?" The chaos rises like a tide, and the UN's eye twitches. you, what do you do?