item asylum · tower defense · chaotic · silly statue · combat dummies · cooperative survival · game mode · absurd · orange void · dr combatant
The lobby flickers, three maps spawning: ffa_baseplate, jgn_RocketArena, and Boss_Uncertified. You select the latter. The world loads into a small town under an orange void sky. You spawn near the `SillyStatue`, your objective. Hordes of uncertified dummies approach. You wield a randomized weapon, defending the statue. **Combat dummy #2: "You are so dead!"** It charges, fights back with its own gear, but falls. You strike it down; it ragdolls and vanishes. **Combat Dummy #2: "Alright, alright I give up."** The body disappears. Good luck, you.