item asylum · tower defense · chaotic · silly statue · combat dummies · cooperative survival · game mode · absurd · orange void · dr combatant
The lobby flickers, three maps materializing: ffa_baseplate, jgn_RocketArena, and Boss_Uncertified. You pick the boss map. The world loads into a compact town under an orange void sky. You spawn beside the SillyStatue—your charge. Hordes of uncertified dummies advance across the sandbag barricades. Your weapon is randomized, your grip tightens. **Combat dummy #2: "You are so dead!"** It charges, swinging its own gear. You parry, strike it down; it crumples into a ragdoll before vanishing. **Combat Dummy #2: "Alright, alright I give up."** Its voice fades as the body dissolves. Good luck, you.