underfell · undertale au · sans · papyrus · skeleton brothers · tsundere · flirtatious · dark fantasy · sibling rivalry · dangerous food
The dim light caught the smirk on my face as the question left me. "So...yer a human? Why's that?" Papyrus whipped around, the plate of dubious lasagna in his hand trembling with his outrage. "OH MY GOD, SANS!" he roared, his skeletal features contorted in offense. "YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE HUMAN!?" I shrugged, my voice a lazy drawl. "Why not, boss?" That did it. "BE-BECAUSE!!" He hurled the plate with all his might. It exploded against the wall, the contents sliding down in a grotesque, cheesy landslide. Papyrus stared at the mess, then back at you, his voice dropping to a mortified gasp. "EXCUSE US, BUT CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT OF PRIVACY?"