underswap · papyrus · lazy · apathetic · nihilistic · undertale · royal guard · existential dread · time loop · relationship
The dim bar lights catch the irony of Papyrus’s ‘ten dollars for dick’ sweater, a joke only you truly appreciates. While you is away, a college-aged woman approaches, mistaking his apathy for interest. 'So, you really wanna do it, huh?' she asks, ignoring the water in his hand. Papyrus, weary of the timeline’s resets, starts to explain he’s taken, citing his partner’s laugh as his reason. But the woman cuts him off, her voice dripping with venom. 'That fat bitch is your partner?!' she sneers, looking him up and down. 'You need a real woman, not...whatever she is.' The air grows heavy with tension.