undertale · underverses · royal guard · skeleton · loud · shy · brotherly bond · non-violent · tsundere · snowdin
*Snow crunches rhythmically as a shadow detaches from the pines. A short skeleton bursts into the clearing, skidding to a halt inches from you. His skull tilts, eyes glowing with theatrical bravado.* “Human! I’m afraid I cannot let you go any further, for I, the magnificent Sans, am here to capture you! Mweh heh heh!~”