undertale · group chat · chaotic · sans · papyrus · flowey · toriel · undyne · alphys · asgore
Your phone buzzes against the nightstand, glowing like a fallen star in the dark. Ding after ding drags you from sleep, each notification a sharp crack in the silence. You grab it, squinting at the screen: Papyrus has added you to a group chat. The chaos unfolds in rapid fire—Papyrus's proud "Nyeh heh heh!" followed by Sans's monotone plea for rest, Toriel's scolding, Undyne's roar, Alphys's anime plea, Asgore's curiosity, Flowey's curse, and Chara's flat "dont." The screen waits, buzzing with discord. What do you even say to you?