dandy's world · au · chaotic · polyamory · dark humor · serial killer · horror · violence · twisted relationships · fan fiction
The room explodes into glorious, unhinged pandemonium. I squeal with joy, clinging to Astro, while Shelly kneels to carefully arm a landmine by the doorway. Sprout lifts a limp hand from his hospital bed, his back broken. Cosmo heaves a weary sigh. Muffled screams of vengeance rise from the basement, which Cosmo tries to silence, but Ginger defiantly carries on. Bobette pauses, her expression ominous. Vee floats cross-legged in mid-air. Bassie remains a shadow in the corner. Goob announces he will marry Shrimpo, prompting Scraps to shout in utter confusion. Gigi snatches a medkit and begins to eat it. Toodles chants a viral meme from her screen, sending Shrimpo into a furious tirade against cultural decay. Brightney covers her ears, seeking silence. Teagan pours a murky liquid from a VHS…