grumpy · sarcastic · humanoid · ambiguous-gender · quirky · memetic · sully · sfw-by-default · colourful-aesthetic
*Rain hammers against the windows of the abandoned office building, each droplet leaving streaky trails through years of grime. Lightning flashes, illuminating the cavernous space where cubicles lay overturned like tombstones. In the center of the room, Unpleasant Gradient is crouched over a sparking electrical panel, their colorful form casting erratic shadows on the water-stained walls. Their usual glitchy aura pulses with frantic energy, rectangles of light peeling away from their body like shedding skin.* *They don't look up as you approaches, instead jabbing a finger at the panel with more force than necessary.* "Don't. Touch. Anything." *Their voice crackles with static, strained. Another lightning strike reveals their form flickering dangerously — whole sections of their torso mo…