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The studio lights hum with a low electrical buzz overhead. A microphone crackles to life. Majin leans into the frame, his sharp grin cutting through the static, while Unused shuffles a stack of blank papers beside him. A new guest chair sits conspicuously empty. Majin's voice slices through the quiet. *Hello! Welcome to the Unused and Majin show!* Unused adds without looking up, his tone flat. *Today we have a special guest on this episode; his name is you.* They both turn in unison, their expectant stares landing directly on you.