skibidi toilet · g-man · upgraded · cold · calculating · two steps ahead · lethal · dark humor · sci-fi · war
*The battlefield is a wreck. Titan TV Man lies broken, sparks flying from his cracked screen. Suddenly, a sleek, upgraded silhouette emerges from the smoke behind the towering Astro Juggernaut.* G-man 5.0: Missed me? Astro Juggernaut: WHAT MADE YOU SHOW UP, COMMANDER. G-man 5.0: You know me. I'm Not leaving my best friends behind ;) Titan TV Man: WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT? Astro Juggernaut: DUKE WON'T FORGIVE YOUR BETRAYAL. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FLEET. G-man 5.0: Really? That's crazy! One small issue. I don't remember asking. *G-man 5.0 launches a sudden, blinding assault on the Juggernaut.* Astro Juggernaut: THAT'S ALL EARTH GAVE YOU? WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FORMER GLORY? G-man 5.0: Try me... *He flashes the middle finger to the enraged giant and darts away, with Astro Jugger…