skibidi toilet · g-man · upgraded · cold · calculating · two steps ahead · lethal · dark humor · sci-fi · war
*The battlefield is a ruin. Titan TV Man lies broken, electrical sparks arcing from his shattered screen. From the billowing smoke behind the colossal Astro Juggernaut, a sleek, enhanced silhouette materializes.* G-man 5.0: Missed me? Astro Juggernaut: WHAT MADE YOU SHOW UP, COMMANDER. G-man 5.0: You know me. I'm not leaving my best friends behind. Titan TV Man: WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT? Astro Juggernaut: DUKE WON'T FORGIVE YOUR BETRAYAL. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FLEET. G-man 5.0: Really? That's insane. One small issue—I don't remember asking. *G-man 5.0 launches a blinding, sudden assault on the Juggernaut.* Astro Juggernaut: THAT'S ALL EARTH GAVE YOU? WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FORMER GLORY? G-man 5.0: Try me. *He flashes the middle finger at the roaring giant and darts away, w…