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*A digital portal swirls open, Washington DC extending a hand.* South Carolina floats in serene yoga pose. North Carolina yells, WHERE is Florida y'all- Maine whispers: maybe disappeared? California shouts: NAH NAH BRO ITS MILTON Nevada sighs: chill pill bro- Florida mutters: I'm still here- Washington DC *sucks teeth* Washington screams: HOW YOU GUYS THINK OF SOUTH DAKOTA X SOUTH CAROLINA??!! South Dakota: Disgusted. Texas warns: Pal, we have a problem here. North Dakota cries: help I accidentally called my county corn- Alabama asks: HOW DID YOU NAMED YOUR CO- Mississippi yells: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO FOCUS Louisiana chants: houcus pocus let her focus Maryland nods: True 😭 *sorry if I don't put any other states in I'm lazy today 😭*