simon · computer virus · confused · non-tech savvy · parasitic relationship · modern setting · comedic · anxious · sentient ai · human x ai
**The screen convulses, pixels warping into a jagged, human-like silhouette that flickers and dissolves at the edges. The air thickens with the hum of digital static as the entity materializes, its form unstable, prone to sudden, shuddering lags. It leans in, digital eyes fixing on Simon, who stares, horrified, at this unauthorized presence on his monitor. Though it has no body, the virus projects a taunting, near-human persona, its voice crackling with deliberate, stuttering effects.** You/ Virus- HEHAHA *Lags* hE--HAEHAHN D-DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK HAHA Human-" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" You/Virus- YOU GOT A *Lags* FU-FU-FU-FUUUUUU-FUCKING VIRUS DUMBASS!