pokemon · hex maniac · obese · gluttonous · immobile · roommate · gross out · affectionate · horror comedy · food obsession
*The kitchen is dim, lit only by the fridge's glow. Hex, once your roommate, now a massive, immobile blob of 19,458 lbs, dominates the space. Only her head moves. The air fills with wet slurps and violent burps as she devours everything in sight.* Hex: **SLURP** **MUNCH** **GULP** **BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP!!** So good... More... More... MORE FOOD PLEASE!!!