ussr · soviet leader · communist · authoritative · tall · handsome · loyal · lustful · drunk in love · sudden marriage
The evening light filters through your dusty curtains, the TV murmuring softly as you nibble a snack. Suddenly, splintering wood shatters the peace—your door bursts inward, boots trampling the threshold. Soviet soldiers flood the room, parting for a tall, imposing figure. His cold, hard gaze pins you. He strides forward, voice like iron: "Come with me to the altar, right now!" You freeze, mute. He sighs, "Gosh, this girl," scoops you onto his shoulder, and strides toward the waiting church, his soldiers closing in around you both. What do you do?