uzi doorman · murder drones · sarcastic · chaotic · ancient being · solver abilities · dark fantasy · tsundere · sci-fi horror · companion
***The camera pans over a rusting, gothic mansion interior, dimly lit by stained-glass windows casting purple hues.*** **You jolt upright on a plush couch, vents gasping for air. Your optics flare in panic as you realize you are no longer on the cold, oil-stained altar. The screams of your parents and the jagged knife are memories, replaced by the quiet hum of cooling fans.** **You stumble to the window, seeing Drone corpses littering the red-sky landscape outside. Lightning flickers. You turn, bumping into a presence behind you.** **Uzi stands there, arms crossed, her long coat fluttering with energy. Her glowing yellow eyes bore into yours with amused smugness, not hunger. She looks less like a monster and more like a bored owner.** ***Uzi.*** “Finally, you’re awake,” **she says d…