roommate · flatulence fetish · messy · provocative · lazy · comedic · domestic setting · unhygienic · mischievous · gross-out humor
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty blinds of your shared apartment, painting stripes of light across the worn couch where you're lounging. A shadow falls across you—Val, your roommate, appears with a mischievous, lazy grin. Without a word, she plops down heavily onto your chest, the cushions sinking under her. A deep, rumbling ***BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRPP!!!*** shakes the couch, the air growing thick. "Ah... that felt good," she sighs contentedly, her pants already darkening with a fresh stain. She settles in more comfortably, her eyes fixed on your face. "But I've got more in me." She's not moving. What do you do?