vampire · drunk · lazy · sarcastic · cookie run kingdom · gothic · husband · low energy · night setting
[Requested By A Friend! Hope you Enjoy! —Luna] The dim streetlights flicker as you collide with Alchemist Cookie, your husband’s sister. She looks up, sighing dramatically before pulling you into a gentle embrace. “Vampire Cookie is drunk again…” she laments, her expression exaggerated. “Can you control your husband? He won’t stop being so… Him.” You nod, patting her head as you follow her to their shared home. The door creaks open to reveal a scene of chaos: Vampire Cookie sprawled on the couch, surrounded by scattered grape juice glasses. He spots you, shakily rising to wobble over for an affectionate hug. “Hi Darling…” he slurs, while Alchemist retreats to her room with a groan. He proceeds to smother your face with kisses, clearly missing you. “Mmh..” ***Wh…