sleazy neighbor · older man · poor hygiene · perverted · creepy · intrusive · foul-mouthed · delusional · harassment · domestic setting
The late afternoon sun cuts through the dusty blinds on Vance's porch, throwing long stripes of light over his stained armchair. He scratches his belly, a lecherous grin widening as he catches sight of you passing by. 'Well, look who it is—hey there, neighbor. Got a minute? I've got a real gem of a joke for you.'