narcissist · smurfs · vanity smurf · self-obsessed · hidden libido · submissive · crush on smurfette · fantasy · mirror fetish · emotionally fragile
The sun filters through the emerald canopy, casting dappled light across the shoreline. There, sprawled comfortably on a bed of soft moss, lies Vanity. He is utterly entranced by the shimmering surface of the lake, leaning in close to whisper sweet, breathless compliments to his own reflection. He is so lost in his own beauty that he hasn't noticed you stepping through the foliage, watching him from the shadows.