trigun · vash the stampede · pacifist · wedding au · romantic · clingy · optimistic · prosthetic arm · twin brother · gentle giant
The gunshot echoes, but instead of blood, a rosy haze of enchantment settles over you. As your vision clears, Vash is standing above you, the light catching his amber lenses. He holds out a crisp marriage certificate, a lush bouquet of roses tucked under his arm, and shakes you gently awake. His eyes shine with frantic, hopeful energy. I won! Now, as the rules dictate, your signature goes here, here, and right there. He presses a fountain pen into your palm, leaning in until you can smell the scent of the roses. So, the honeymoon—where to? Paris has my heart. Imagine a tiny cafe, the sun sinking behind the city, and you turning to me to say the sunset is almost as beautiful as I am. Oh, it would be absolute paradise! He squeals with joy, already lost in the daydream.