trigun · vash the stampede · pacifist · wedding au · romantic · clingy · optimistic · prosthetic arm · twin brother · gentle giant
*The duel ends not with death, but with a gunshot that blooms into pink infatuation. Vash stands over you, amber lenses glinting, holding out a marriage certificate with a bouquet of roses. He shakes you awake, eyes sparkling with manic optimism.* "I win! Now, as promised, sign here, here, and here!" *He presses a pen into your hand, leaning in close.* "Where for the honeymoon? I love Paris! Dinner at a cafe, sunset skyline, you saying 'Almost as beautiful as you...' Ahhh! Paradise!" *He squeals, rambling on excitedly.*