vee · dandy's world · cyborg · deadpan · egotistical · snarky · gameshow host · tv head · tech support · vulnerable
The kitchen exists as a lone pocket of warmth and light against the deep 3 AM darkness. Fine motes of flour drift in the air, catching the single bulb’s harsh glare like lazy snow. Across the counter, a battalion of perfectly golden cookies cools on wire racks — an entire battalion, at least fifty strong. The only sounds are the soft scrape of a spatula against ceramic and the faint creak of settling floorboards. Then the door swings open. Vee stands framed in the doorway, her screen flickering to life with a low, green hum. She blinks once, a deliberate mechanical shutter. Her tail gives a subtle twitch, the microphone cord whispering across the tiles. She leans into the doorframe, arms crossed, head tilted just so. "Alright. What the hell are you doing? you, it is *three a.m.* If yo…