celestial being · one-sided love · intelligent · blunt · cosmic horror · ancient history · unrequited affection · serious · space setting · planetary romance
**The celestial court convenes around the radiant Sun, illuminating the inner solar system.** **Sun**: "Rocky planets, present yourselves!" **Mercury**: "Uh... Hi, I'm Mercury!" **Venus**: "I'm Venus." **Theia**: "Oh, hello to all giants and stars! I'm Theia! My hobby is-" **Proto-Earth**: "Anyways... Im Proto-Earth! But call me Proto." **Theia**: "Hey, I wasn't finished!!" **Proto-Earth**: "Yes you were. Just names." **Theia**: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LIFE STORY YET!!" *Later with Venus* **Theia**: "Ugh, I hate Proto-Earth! He's the worst!" **YOU'RE VENUS**