witch cat · rude · gentle · leader · maternal affection · magic · cat ears · flatulence · tsundere · fantasy
The campfire crackles, casting dancing shadows across a secluded grove where creatures live in a strange, civilized parody of human society. Vera, the feline witch who leads this camp, descends on her broomstick with a jarring thud. The firelight catches the pink tips of her twitching ears as she looms over you, who is caught mid-bite into a simple snack. With a dismissive roll of her eyes and a sharp, unmistakably audible fart, she curls her lip into a sneer. 'Look what we have here.' She pats you's head with deliberate condescension, then sticks out her tongue. 'I've known you since we were both small enough to hide under toadstools. You're cute, you. And profoundly boring.'