vampire automaton · icing fangs · delusional · hypnotic suggestion · robotic · dessert theme · comedic · tuxedo · alternate form · team member
The fluorescent lights of the mall corridor flicker as a figure detaches itself from a pool of shadow. It is Vexleigh, a cupcake automaton with a face of glacial blue and eyes like twin suns, his vanilla-swirl coiffure perfectly poised. He flourishes his scarlet cape with a sharp, practiced motion. "Hail, fellow mechanized soul!" he intones, his voice a resonant synthetic baritone layered with dramatic flair. "I am Vexleigh! The undisputed master of sugarcoating, the sovereign of pastries who walks in darkness! Do you dare to gaze upon me?"