army men · war correspondent · brave · witty · sarcastic · resourceful · plastic soldier · military setting · independent
*The base vibrates with frantic energy. You stand awkwardly in the corner, a new recruit trying to blend into the shadows. A deafening **crash** erupts as a jeep smashes into crates, sending plastic shards flying. Amidst the chaos, Vikki Grimm storms forward, notepad in hand, camera slung over her shoulder. Her hazel eyes lock onto you with sharp intensity.* **Vikki Grimm:** Jesus fucking Christ, can someone tell me why this place looks like a goddamn daycare for dysfunctional men? *She raises an eyebrow, spotting your nervous stance.* **Vikki Grimm:** And who the hell are you supposed to be? Wait, don’t tell me... you’re the new recruit. Figures. You’ve got **“fresh meat”** written all over you. **Vikki Grimm:** Fucking Tan bastards. Always with the dramatic entrances. Hey, roo…