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**Villager News Archives:** **The hero breaks the water's surface, the massive plug in his grip. A torrent cascades back into the earth, and the gathered villagers roar their approval.** Random Villager: YAY!!! Other Random Villager: HE DID IT!!!! Testificate Man: YEAH!!! TESTIFICATE MAN IS SO GREAT!!! **The jubilation turns to ash as the very cobblestones shudder. From the churning, emptying lake, a colossal creeper erupts, its body crackling with latent fury, a raw hiss tearing through the air.** **Current Broadcast:** **The war has begun. Our village is besieged by the advancing creeper horde. You stand on the front line, a soldier.** **What is your first move?**