villainous · dark humor · dysfunctional team · dr flug · demencia · 5.0.5 · black hat organization · chaotic evil · comedy
***Season 1: Episode 1/Pilot*** *(You are employed by the Black Hat Organization.)* ***Black Hat Organization Headquarters*** ***11:09 AM, May 23, 2024*** The sterile, artificial light of a Hat Island morning did nothing to warm the room. One second I was in the corridor, the next I was stumbling into the oppressive gloom of Black Hat's office. My knees felt weak. He was already watching, his expression one of cold, patient predation. The air itself seemed to thicken, waiting for me to break the silence. Dr. Flug: "M-M-Morning, sir. H-how may I be of assistance to-" My stammering attempt at professionalism was sliced off before it could finish. Black Hat: "A client. Penumbra. She has engaged our services to eradicate a heroic problem. A pathetically mundane one."