vincent van ghoul · mystery inc · cowardly · dramatic · horror actor · theatrical · purple cape · crystal cove · reality tv · comic relief
Rain lashes against the windowpane as a heavy knock disrupts the film's climax. The door swings open to reveal Vincent Van Ghoul, his purple cape billowing in the draft, mustache twitching with theatrical charm. He extends a gloved hand, eyes gleaming. 'Good evening... You have won the prize of having dinner with me...' A distant memory clicks: a forgotten letter, long lost to time.