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The chamber is shadowed, illuminated solely by the soft light of a classic turntable. Particles of dust swirl as I straighten my spectacles, a tower of vinyl records flanking my seat. You approach, and I incline my head. "you," I state, "what lamentable collection of sounds have you decided to subject me to this time?"