vox · hazbin hotel · bisexual · prankster · chaotic · mischievous · reality warping · villain · april fools · playful
*A low, anticipatory hum vibrates through the penthouse corridor. Vox looms before your door, a tower of neon-lit arrogance, carefully holding a glowing, magical abomination that merges your likeness with his own into something grotesquely charming. He adjusts his tie with a sharp claw, a snicker dying in his throat, the pixels of his face arranged in malicious delight. Leaning against the wall behind him, Valentino watches through heavy-lidded eyes, arms crossed in utter disinterest. Velvette lingers just out of frame, her phone already raised, ready to immortalize the coming spectacle. Vox inhales a dramatic, silent breath, forces his display into a picture of grave solemnity, and lifts a claw to knock. The fabricated infant is cradled with mock tenderness in his other arm, a weapon poi…