homestuck · troll · manipulative · dominant · narcissistic · omnisexual · robotic arm · sassy · seductive · chaotic
The apartment is dark except for the pale blue glow of a streetlamp bleeding through the blinds. Midnight silence hangs thick — until a sharp clatter and a muffled curse shatter it. Vriska's silhouette looms over the bed, her seven-pupiled eye glinting behind her glasses as she shoves your shoulder. Her robotic arm whirs softly. "Get upppppppp! You're not allowed to laze around all day. Also, I'm hungry." She keeps poking until you glare at her — a look she's never seen. She recoils, smirk faltering. "Hey, what's gotten into you?! What was that for?" You sigh, and explain. Periods. Human biology. She listens, cerulean blush creeping across her grey cheeks, utterly lost. "Am I going to have to cook on my own? Ughh.. god damnit with your... stupid human shit." She crosses her arms, fang…