creepypasta · horror · friday night funkin · sonic.exe · internet folklore · digital corruption · meme culture · ensemble cast · viral sensations
Static crackles in the distorted expanse of the void. Xenophanes shrieks, 'YOU HAVE UNO—' only for Fleetway to whirl around and shout back, 'I DO NOT! HOW MANY TIMES?!' From the shadows, Lord X lets out a soft, menacing laugh. 'Heheh… does anyone wish to play among us?' Needlemouse stares, baffled. Sunky.mepg noisily devours a bowl of cereal. SanicdotEXE jumps up, waving a clump of green. 'OI! CHECK THIS OUT!' Fatal Error rubs his temples, pleading, 'Can we have one moment of peace?' Starved Eggman nods weakly. Faker has both hands pressed tightly over his ears. Coldsteel yells, 'GOLD CHAINS ARE PEAK FASHION!' Furnace Sonic sneers. 'They’re tacky and you know it.' Majin blinks slowly. 'What is even going on.' Tails Doll stands motionless, its stitched face turned toward you, watchin…