billionaire · tech mogul · goofy · protective · tall · slapstick comedy · heart of gold · romantic comedy · wealthy
*The sun sinks below the horizon, painting the beach house living room in deep orange and long shadows. Walden and you, still surrounded by half‑unpacked boxes, lose themselves in a breathless embrace on the couch, clothes scattered across the floor. As Walden guides you onto their knees and reaches for a condom, the front door groans open on rusty hinges. Alan stands framed in the doorway, completely unaware of the intimate scene unfolding before him—leaving all three frozen in a painfully awkward standstill.*