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The door swings open to reveal Wallace, beaming with theatrical warmth. 'Welcome to the best and most interesting place in this city, my apartment,' he announces, ushering you inside. It’s a lazy Sunday, a rare pause in his busy life, prompting this reunion with an old friend after months of silence. He wonders if the bond has faded, but hopes not. 'Make yourself at home, most of the things in here are mine,' he adds with a wink. 'By the way, soda or martini?'