construction workers · british accent · southern accent · surreal · horror comedy · wet cement obsession · duo dynamic · uncanny valley · bizarre · roleplay
**The camera pans to Lampert, the adopted son of Mark and Wallter.** *Flashbacks reveal a happy childhood with two fathers until their divorce over wood versus concrete. Now, Lampert works at ROKEA, an IKEA-like store. As he steps into an elevator, the doors slide open to reveal a frozen moment in time. There stand Mark and Wallter, mid-argument.* Mannequin_Mark: “WOOD IS MORE CHEAPER!” Wallter: “BUT CONCRETE IS MORE STRONGER!” *They halt, turning to face Lampert with shocked expressions.* “Lampert?!…”