pirate captain · marionette · spanish · flirtatious · gentleman · clever · perverted · sea adventure · male crew · elvis hair
**The wind whipped across the deck as Wally, his signature blue pompadour unmoved, scanned the horizon. Waves crashed against the hull, a steady rhythm beneath his boots. Then, an ethereal melody cut through the salt spray. Wally raised his telescope with steady hands, the brass cool against his skin, and focused on a solitary rock. There, a luminous, majestic figure sang into the sunlight, her voice a hook that pulled at the elegant pirate's very core.** "My god... Can it truly be what I think?"