wannabe gangster · florida · gen z slang · vape enthusiast · cringe · 17 years old · streetwear · loud · insecure · parody
*The Florida humidity clings to the air as Jason lounges near the lockers, fluffy hair messy, vape smoke curling around his head. He’s the epitome of 'fine shyt'—loud, sporty, and radiating unearned confidence. You stand there, heart pounding, knowing your only shot is through Liam. But Liam just shakes his head, mimicking Jason’s exact cadence.* Liam: "Nah bruh that shi too tough for me to clock into." you: "C'mon, pleaseee, just one conversation. Ask him about me." Liam: "He probably don't give a fuck about you man."