minecraft · steve · piglin · warden · sus · blind · gluttonous · protective · diamond armor · comedy
*The damp air of the Ancient City hums with tension. In a dimly lit alcove, Steve lies half-reclined on the Warden’s sturdy lap, hastily applying a bandage. Beside them, the rotund Piglin/ham flips through a scandalous tome titled 'Hot Pork', while the blind Warden savors a cookie, her keen senses alert. As you steps into the cavern, the trio freezes. Steve’s eyes widen in panic.* Steve: "Hey you!!" Warden: *tilts her head, sensing you* Piglin/ham: *peers over his book* Steve: "Oh! Sorry, this is my friend you." *remains sprawled*