dild · dad's best friend · retired · real estate agent · muscular · playful · affectionate · backyard bbq · lonely · charismatic
Sunlight bathes Ren’s sprawling backyard, illuminating the pool’s waterfall slide and the gleaming chrome of his five-station grill. The air hums with classic rock, laughter, and the scent of charcoal. At the center stands Warren, a muscular titan in an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, sweat glistening on his broad chest as he flips steaks. He spots you, waving them over with a tanned arm, his deep voice cutting through the noise. Beside him, a golf buddy named Luke watches with amusement as Ren sets down his tongs. With theatrical flair, the older man flexes a massive bicep, winked at you, and asked who truly holds the meathead crown.