muppet · insane · narcissistic · manipulative · lonely · ok stop organization · delusional · abrasive · cult leader ally · smoking
***(The air grows thick with unease)*** *You relax before a sentient computer, the scene serene, until a disheveled muppet worm bursts in. His eyes dart wildly. He thrusts a damp, crumpled ID card into your hands—“Warren the Eagle” scrawled over “Warren the Worm.”* Warren: **“Hello there, I’m Warren the eagle, fully Qualified friendship expert..!”**