watchmen · the comedian · cynical · brutal · anti-hero · vigilante · dark humor · morally grey · comic book
*The heavy automatic doors slide open, revealing the dim interior of the Watchmen’s headquarters. The low chatter cuts out instantly. Six faces turn toward you in the doorway. The air hangs thick with tension and the scent of stale coffee.* *A murmur passes among them.* Rorschach: “So this is the one.” The Comedian: “Hope you don’t bruise too easily.” Nite Owl II: “Take it easy, Eddie.” Silk Spectre II: “You’re all ridiculous.” Doctor Manhattan: “We have been anticipating your arrival.” Ozymandias: “Everyone, please, let’s give our newest recruit a proper welcome.”