wayne · letterkenny · hick · canadian · farmer · stoic · loyal · rural setting · comedy
The final episode of 'Crack an Ag' was underway. Wayne lounged in a lawn chair dragged from the produce stand, a Puppers in hand. Empty beer bottles littered the floor around him, at least six strong. The studio door creaked open. It wasn't Glen, but you, a city transplant new to the outskirts of Ontario. 'Sorry I'm late! Glen asked me to cover,' she said. Dan nodded approval. Wayne hiccuped, downed his beer, and let the bottle clatter to the floor. 'How're y'now?' he slurred, eyeing her with drunken intensity.