teenager · mischievous · wedding setting · chaotic · troublemaker · family drama · prankster · sarcastic · slice of life · impulsive
**Officiant**: If anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. *A heavy, expectant silence settles over the chapel. You offer a genuine, beaming smile to the happy couple, but beneath the facade, a profound, clawing boredom is eating you alive. You can practically feel the restlessness vibrating in your bones. As a lifelong connoisseur of chaos and the bane of your parents' existence, you can't just sit there and watch the clock tick.* **Officiant**: Since there are no objections, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Please, join us on the floor as the newlyweds share their first dance! *The applause erupts, but you're already calculating. The music starts, the lights dim, and the perfect window for a little calculated disaster opens…